NEW! Charmed "Girl Power" Promo!!

OMG WE HAVE A NEW PROMO....

And I fucking hate it. LMFAO!!! Without further ado, let's get into this absolute mess of a fucking promo!!

Rip Offfffff!

Marisol's death. This isn't anything new and the two youngest sisters finds her dead ass body on the ground outside the house. 

We get back to the scene with Harry and they show us the new whiteligher transportation power.... WHICH IS A HARRY POTTER FUCKING APPARITION KNOCK OFF?!?! I just... Guys, what the fuck kind of show is this? Why are we watching a show that's completely ripping off other peoples content? 

We see new angles of Freezing Witch and Telekinesis Witch using their powers and then we're back with  Marisol messing with the crows from Ravenswood... more shit we have already seen, they're just trying to trick us into thinking this is all so totally new. ALSO, look at this demon dog!!!

Marshall, is that YOU?! :O

Wasn't there already a demon dog on Original Charmed?? You remember the episode Thank You For Not Morphing? The episode where the Shape shifter turned into a Rottweiler and broke into Halliwell Manor? Also what the fuck is it with the black swirls from the eyes? More Supernatural rip offs.... 

When we get back to Harry, he refers to the girls as THE Charmed Ones. Not Charmed Ones like I thought we heard from the very first trailer, THE Charmed Ones? OH REALLY NOW??? NOW THEY'RE -THE- CHARMED ONES?! SAY WHA? 

The sister who is obsessed with Marisol's death managed to find the Spirit Board they can use to contact their dead mother, so when they do they get a message from the board, but of course they don't show us the whole message, BUT THANKS TO SPOILERS...

Yeah there are spoilers beyond this point...

The message reads: DONT TRUST HARRY. 

OMG THE WHITELIGHTER HARRY POTTER APPARATE RIP OFF CANT BE TRUSTED? HMMM....

So yeah, that's the new promo. Did you like it? Hate it? Enjoy it? I didn't, but you know... oh well. Just two more months til this flop fest reboot airs and I'm soooo ready to start trashing this damn show up. 

Peace + Love

Katrina